Friday, February 27, 2009

I Love Wine

I love wine. I love that wine makes me feel slinky.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me feel toasty and warm inside.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me realize that it's okay that I want to pierce my nose.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me want to get a tattoo.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me understand Monty Python.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me smart...and a smarty pants.

I love wine. I love that wine doesn't make me feel bloated like beer.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me think that Benny Hill is funny.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me think that it's okay to sit around on a Sunday afternoon and watch The Lord of the Rings marathon.

I love wine. I love that wine makes me feel that, even at 40 and with 2 kids, that maybe I still have a little something.

I love wine. I love that wine makes my lips turn purple (if I drink enough).

I love wine. I love wine because it makes me think it's okay to date a Hobbitt.

I love wine...

6 comments:

  1. Do you still love wine today?
    This morning, bourbon and I aren't even on speaking terms.

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  2. I will always love wine no matter what it does to me. Love is like that.

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  3. Oysters are yummy when they go down...
    Not so yummy second time 'round.

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  4. Here's one I forgot: "I love wine. I love that wine makes me understand that putting slimy water bugs in your mouth is never a good thing."

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